New Ways To Pass A Drug Test

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I recently recieved a comment on my facebook about drug testing, specifically how to pass a urine drug test easily. In my opinion the best way to pass a drug test in using synthetic urine, it’s safe, if you choose the right brand you have nothing to worry about, make sure it’s heated to the correct temperature and you are basically guaranteed to pass the durg test.

What Worked For Me

Detox drinks and pills also work, again, you need to buy quality stuff, not the cheapest ones in your local smoke shop. I have posted two articles about this topic, one about synthetic urine and one about the fastest way to detox for a drug test. These are almost two years old articles, but they are still absolutelly spot on, so if you would like to learn more about these products, just check out those articles.

So like I said I got this comment from a Doctor, who said he knows exactly how to pass a drug test without detoxing or buying det ox products, I will just copy and paste his comment here, judge yourself!

How To Pass A Drug Test From A Doctor

I’m a doctor, want to know how to Pass ur drugs screening in about 6-8 hours you’ll be clean. I’m not doing anything illegal by “telling/sharing”. To get an IV saline solution, at the emergency room, go to ur ER, if u can, go after 6pm when quick care clinics are closed and the only option is the ER, tell the doc this…

I came in B/C, “it started last night, my lower abdomen was killing me, i had to go poop and it was like water, My stomach kept hurting, and all night, it kept happening…. Pooping, every half hour. id just fall asleep, then wake up with stomach pains so bad, i would go poop again, everY time, like water Pouring out. Its kept going, all day today, I’m really so tired I’ve had no sleep, as soon as i close my eyes, i have to go back to the bathroom Again and again. Then … About a couple hours ago, i was going to the bathroom, again… my stomach was hurting so bad and I Suddenly had to throw up Then when I was still pooping.

Then about a half hour after, i threw up again… i Did throw up again, That was right before i got here, also.. For the last couple hours, I’ve felt so light headed, dizzy. …. If the doc doesn’t ask you if you’ve been eating/drinking, you tell him/her… I hadn’t been able to eat.. OR DRINK anything today. Emphasis on DRINK… Immediate response will be to get you hooked up to IV fluids, most likely it’ll be at least 1 bag of pushed fluid, that means the 1st saline bag will be given to you quicker than the normal drip (speed) if you say what i told you, you’ll be getting another bag right after the quick push bag, this will prob be normal drip. That’s ok tho, dehydration will be on ur docs mind, and 1st priority. Act like you’re weak, tired, use the bathroom, tell the doc you just pooped out water again…. The next steps will be blood work, prob a CAT scan….

But they won’t know you’re fibbing. If your CBC, chem panels, and cultures come back normal, the doc will most likely give you a 3rd saline bag, B/C nothings initially wrong, they’ll do a rapid CBC test, if you’re clear, white blood cells not elevated, 99 percent chance that they won’t keep you, so doc will want to make sure youre well hydrated. 1 saline solution bag is great, 2 is added back up, and 3 will litteraly clear out almost immediately whatever you’ve taken, IE opiates.

The large amount of fluid that’ll bypass the digestive process, straight to your blood, and quickly through your kidneys, it will force your kidneys into overtime flushing… Say what i told you to say, you’ll be given iv fluids. If you’re able to plan ahead, if you have knowledge about when you’ll get ur UA drug testing.

You can always purchase ur own “normal saline” solution Online, ebay sells it too. If you don’t see it, try typing, saline IV fluid for dogs… Its usually easier to find, totally legal, and exactly the same, but you’ll need to hook yourself up to the iv at home.

I am not sure if you would try this method, I have no idea how safe is this or is this even serious or not, but I wanted to post it here, some might find it useful. I will stick to synthetic urine and detox drinks, I have passed a pre employment again with Sub Solution synthetic urine, I am a 100% satisfied, and If something works, would you experiement with other methods?