how to pass a drug test

how to pass a drug test

New Ways To Pass A Drug Test

I recently recieved a comment on my facebook about drug testing, specifically how to pass a urine drug test easily. In my opinion the best way to pass a drug test in using synthetic urine, it’s safe, if you choose the right brand you have nothing to worry about, make sure it’s heated to the correct temperature and you are basically guaranteed to pass the durg test.

What Worked For Me

Detox drinks and pills also work, again, you need to buy quality stuff, not the cheapest ones in your local smoke shop. I have posted two articles about this topic, one about synthetic urine and one about the fastest way to detox for a drug test. These are almost two years old articles, but they are still absolutelly spot on, so if you would like to learn more about these products, just check out those articles.

So like I said I got this comment from a Doctor, who said he knows exactly how to pass a drug test without detoxing or buying det ox products, I will just copy and paste his comment here, judge yourself!

How To Pass A Drug Test From A Doctor

I’m a doctor, want to know how to Pass ur drugs screening in about 6-8 hours you’ll be clean. I’m not doing anything illegal by “telling/sharing”. To get an IV saline solution, at the emergency room, go to ur ER, if u can, go after 6pm when quick care clinics are closed and the only option is the ER, tell the doc this…

I came in B/C, “it started last night, my lower abdomen was killing me, i had to go poop and it was like water, My stomach kept hurting, and all night, it kept happening…. Pooping, every half hour. id just fall asleep, then wake up with stomach pains so bad, i would go poop again, everY time, like water Pouring out. Its kept going, all day today, I’m really so tired I’ve had no sleep, as soon as i close my eyes, i have to go back to the bathroom Again and again. Then … About a couple hours ago, i was going to the bathroom, again… my stomach was hurting so bad and I Suddenly had to throw up Then when I was still pooping.

Then about a half hour after, i threw up again… i Did throw up again, That was right before i got here, also.. For the last couple hours, I’ve felt so light headed, dizzy. …. If the doc doesn’t ask you if you’ve been eating/drinking, you tell him/her… I hadn’t been able to eat.. OR DRINK anything today. Emphasis on DRINK… Immediate response will be to get you hooked up to IV fluids, most likely it’ll be at least 1 bag of pushed fluid, that means the 1st saline bag will be given to you quicker than the normal drip (speed) if you say what i told you, you’ll be getting another bag right after the quick push bag, this will prob be normal drip. That’s ok tho, dehydration will be on ur docs mind, and 1st priority. Act like you’re weak, tired, use the bathroom, tell the doc you just pooped out water again…. The next steps will be blood work, prob a CAT scan….

But they won’t know you’re fibbing. If your CBC, chem panels, and cultures come back normal, the doc will most likely give you a 3rd saline bag, B/C nothings initially wrong, they’ll do a rapid CBC test, if you’re clear, white blood cells not elevated, 99 percent chance that they won’t keep you, so doc will want to make sure youre well hydrated. 1 saline solution bag is great, 2 is added back up, and 3 will litteraly clear out almost immediately whatever you’ve taken, IE opiates.

The large amount of fluid that’ll bypass the digestive process, straight to your blood, and quickly through your kidneys, it will force your kidneys into overtime flushing… Say what i told you to say, you’ll be given iv fluids. If you’re able to plan ahead, if you have knowledge about when you’ll get ur UA drug testing.

You can always purchase ur own “normal saline” solution Online, ebay sells it too. If you don’t see it, try typing, saline IV fluid for dogs… Its usually easier to find, totally legal, and exactly the same, but you’ll need to hook yourself up to the iv at home.

I am not sure if you would try this method, I have no idea how safe is this or is this even serious or not, but I wanted to post it here, some might find it useful. I will stick to synthetic urine and detox drinks, I have passed a pre employment again with Sub Solution synthetic urine, I am a 100% satisfied, and If something works, would you experiement with other methods?it’

best detox drinkThe best detox drinks are : Mega Clean, Ultra Eliminex, Rescue cleanse and Quick Clear detox. Mega Clean is highly recommended if you buy it from Testclear, because they include 6 free pre rid pills. If you would like to know more about Mega Clean and how these pre rid pills work, check out this post. Ultra Eliminex is probably the strongest detox drink, it doesn’t come with any pre rid supplements, but it should be good without any preparation. Just do not smoke for 1-2 days before the test, follow the instructions to the T and you are good to go. Rescue Cleanse from Clear Choice is also a popular option, Its the cheapest detox drink from my list, I would recommend it to anyone. In the past I have passed 3 test with this amazing detox drink. If you are a light smoker I would highly recommend this option.

Doesn’t really matter what detox drink do you choose from the list if you keep a few simple rules: Do not smoke in the last few days before the test, try to stay clean as long as you can. Drink lots of water, eat healthy foods, avoid coffe, alocohol and junk foods, these are the worst what you can eat and drink during your detox. If you want to be 100% safe, but Toxin Rid’s 1-2-3 days detox plan, this way you can pre cleanse your system, so the detox drink can mask the remaining toxins more easily.

 

Best detox products

Synthetic urine reviews | Number 1 synthetic urine for drug test

In my pervious article I mentioned synthetic urine as a great way to pass a urine test releatively easily. The problem is there are many different brands out there and some are actually terrible and there is no way to pass a drug test with them, thats why its important to check out some synthetic urine reviews before buying anything. But be careful, always choose a legit blog for reviews because there are so many paid blogs and so many what gets some comission after every product sold.

Number 1 synthetic urine on the market: Sub Solution

In my opnion Sub Solution is the best synthetic urine (still) in 2017. Actually it was the best since it came out in 2004. The manufacturer of Sub Solution keep improving their product to pass any lab test wth ease. It contains 13 different chemicals, these are all essential to mimic real human urine.

Urea and uric acid is a must in 2017 because many lab test for these components. There is nothing in Sub Solution what wouldn’t be found in real urine, that makes it the best synthetic urine. Its also important to mention that it comes with heat activator powder, which makes the heating process so simple, no more microwave.

What if Sub Solution is not available?

There is not much negative things I can tell of Sub sOlution, the only downside is its not available in shops, the only way to get it to order online, this is why many (and because of the advertisements all over the internet) prefer Quick Fix Synthetic urine. Quick fix is a great quality fake urine and in most cases it will do the job just as good as sub solution, but it doesn’t contains all the chemicals what Sub Solution does.

For a simple dipstick test, Quick Fix will do the job and you will pass it with flying color, but for a more serious lab test I wouldn’t use anything else than Sub Solution. But again, in most cases Quick Fix will work, lets say its a simple pre employment drug test in Walmart, Quick Fix will help.

Fake urine brands to avoid

fake urine to avoid

There are so many low quality synthetic urine on the market as I mentioned before, I don’t wanna write a full list of synthetic urine brands what do not work.

My simple advise is to do not use anything else then Sub Solution, Quick fix 6.1 or monkey whizz.

Everything else is crap, there is no reason to experiment with other brands. U pass for instance has a terrible rap, as bad as magnum synthetic urine, Agent X, P sure, Klean Stream urine or X stream synthetic urine.

The only reason why people keep buying these crappy fake urines is because they are cheaper than a quality synthetic urine and because the internet is full with fake synthetic urine reviews, sponsored articles and stuff like that.

Even amazon reviews can be fake, did you know that sellers can easily purchase verified reviews for their product? Its not even expensive….Thats why I suggest you to be careful with these reviews, use your brain and do not belive everything what other people say.

Best detox products

Fastest way to pass a drug test | No detox!

The fastest way to pass a drug test is using some detox products to mask THC metabolites in your system or using synthetic urine which mimics real human urine, the only differance is its crstal clear without any toxins. There are a lot of videos and articles that say you can get weed out of your system as fast as 24 hours and pass any urine test, but let me tell you something its fake.

These are great clickbait titles, but in the reality there is no way to flush THC out from your body in such a short period of time. The best what you can do is to find a product or method to hide drug metabolites in your system and fool the drug test, I will shed some light on these methods in this article.

How to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours, if the test is unsupervised

synthetic urine brandsThe best and easiest way to pass an unsupervised urine test within a day or even less is using synthetic urine.

The best synthetic urine brands are completely undetectable, the drug test should be some kind of very special and expensive test to see its synthetic urine.

If you apply to the FBI then you might be in trouble, but if you wanna get normal job or if you are on probation, then synthetic urine will do the job in 99.9% cases.

There are two ways to fail with synthetic urine:

  1. The sample is not on the right temperature
  2. You bought some cheap shit fake urine in your local headshop

These are the tipical mistakes, what newbies does. Its kinda easy to keep urine on the right temperature, it should be betwen 94-98, if its a big hotter its still good, but do not go over 100.

Once its done, wrap the bottle with heating pads and go to the lab to submit your fake urine sample. Every quality synthetic urine brand provides instructions. You should also check some synthetic urine reviews and take the veteran users advices.

Best synthetic urine brands for drug test

The best synthetic urine brands are the following:

  1. Sub Solution
  2. Quick fix (latest formula)
  3. Monkey Whizz

Do not use any other synthetic urine for drug test if you don’t want to get disappointed. These brands have excellent reputations, if you look for synthetic urine reviews you will see these brands has the best ratings. I highly suggest you to order 1-2 bottles of urine in advance in case you have a random drug test and you need a fast and safe solution immediately. Shipping might takes a couple of days, so its always better to be safe than sorry.

Best way to pass a drug test in one day if the test is supervised

marijuana cleansing drinksSupervised drug test means someone will escort you to the testingroom and stand behind you while you are peeing.

Its still possible to use synthetic piss, but it requires a device called synthetic urine belt and you need nervs of steel to use it, to be honest in this case I wouldn’t recommend using synthetic urine.

In this scenario the best what you can do it to get some good quality THC detox drink or as they are often called marijuana cleansing drink.

The best is Rescue cleanse, but Mega clean has also very good reviews and the ratings is also good.

They have several products suchas :Instant clean, XXXtra clean and ultra clean. I have never used this brand so I can not really recommend, but I advise you to do some research.

Qcarbo 32 has also very good rep, its recommended for heavy smokers with larger body mass, The fatter you are the bigger you need. Even if you are not a heavy weed user, if your bodyfat percentage is high then you will need the bigger 32OZ bottle.

My go to Marijuana cleansing drink

Rescue cleanse is my favourite and I have used it three times in the last 4 years and never let me down. It also has two option a bigger 32OZ and a smaller 16Oz, depends on your smoking habits, metabolism and body type.

I suggest you to take the bigger one, and if you are not on tight budget, then buy a box of Toxin Rid detox pills, its a great cleansing suplement. It will increase your chances dramatically.